why my brother is officially the biggest nerd ever (im saying this in an affectionate way, i promise). well. nerd. or genius. you decide. dad: some guys out there... just are fooling around... they have no plans or ambition in life... dee: so basically, youre telling her not to marry a jerk. dad: well... kind of-- dee: YO! JIE! DONT MARRY A DERIVATIVE OF ACCELERATION! ahahahahhaa. me: what? dee: get it?! a JERK is the derivative of acceleration! me: say that again? huh? mom: i get it. hehehe. me and dad: i dont. me: what the... a jerk is the derivative of acceleration- that doesnt make any sense and youre officially the BIGGEST NERD EV-- oh wait. omg. OMG i JUST GOT THAT. a jerk IS the derivative of acceleration...omg... dad: wait..what?? OHHHHHHHHHHH... aiyaaaaahhh! ----- episode 2: dee: YO JIE! i made up the COOLEST superhero EVERRR!! me: ehh? dee: MU MANNN!! remember mu? me: no? dee: the coefficient of friction! DUH! MU! me: uh... right- i havent taken physics since... JUNIOR year of high school... dee: he can turn the friction between surfaces ON and OFF so he can GLIDDDE like WHEEEEEEE!!!! me: omg. dee. omg. YOURE A NEEERRRDD! dee: ahahahhahahaa! YESSSS!!! MU MANNNN!!! judge for yourselves. and if you got that first joke upon reading it the first time. you might just be a nerd too. |